A Nerd Tried Rewriting '50 Shades Of Grey' And It's Better Than The Real Thing
By Mark PygasNov. 19 2020, Updated 9:54 p.m. ET
I nonetheless miss out on why 50 Shades Of Grey was so insanely popular. It's moderately timid stuff in phrases of what's to be had on the web, and maximum stuff on the web has a greater plot. Perhaps the best factor to come out of of it have been the numerous number of hilarious parody accounts that experience sprung up.
One of them, 50 Nerds of Grey, is rewriting the guide from the point of view of a nerd, and it's golden.
He used to be very cautious all through bondage classes. He all the time used a secure phrase that contained upper and lower case letters and a minimum of one number.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 9, 2015'How do you are feeling about chains?' she whispered, stroking his chest.
He gulped. 'I quite like Pizza Hut but I'm not so excited by McDonalds.'
'Don't grasp again,' she mentioned. 'I adore it rough.'
'OK,' he said, and put at the prolonged model of Phantom Menace with director's observation.
'Mmmm, let's play doctors,' she whispered seductively.
'All proper,' he stated. 'You be Doctor Who and I'll be Doctor Strange.'#DoctorStrange
They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table however it was once no just right - they only could not get a good wi-fi sign.
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) April 8, 2016Despite his blameless asthmatic public image, he used to be a real snake within the bedroom.
Hufflepuff in the streets, Slytherin within the sheets . . .
'So,' she stated, entering his bed room, 'This is where the magic occurs.'
'Oh sure,' he smiled, striking on his Harry Potter glasses and cloak.
She said she was once became on by means of males who took risks . . .
So he took the plastic off his iPhone display.
'I'm all yours this night!' she cried, 'Do something to me you would never most often dare do to a lady!'
'All right' he stated, and made eye contact.
'Hey' she mentioned 'When you recommended kinky superhero night you mentioned not anything about an old man!'
'Sorry' he stated 'Stan Lee insisted on a cameo.'
'I made a mistake!' she cried, 'Please do not punish me like this!'
But it used to be too late . .
She'd already installed the most recent Apple replace.
'Are you in a position to be tortured in a way only a girl can torture a man?' she requested.
He nodded nervously.
'OK' she said and ate half his chips
'Harder!' she screamed, 'Harder!'
'All proper,' he stated. 'What's the square root of nine instances twelve divided via six level 3 routine?'
I would possibly not know the way to get a female friend but I understand how to write bug-free software . . .
I got 99 problems but a glitch ain't one.
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"'It's so long!' she squealed 'I don't think it'll fit!'
'Sorry' he said 'It isn't easy saying what you want in 140 characters'#LoveTwitter"
"She threw him down, tied his hands and feet to the bed and leapt on top of his naked body.
It was then that they were asked to leave IKEA."
"His tongue explored the hole before probing deeper until she couldn't take any more.
'Would you just eat your donut already?'#FridayFeeling"
"'Smack that bottom!' she cried, bending over the table. 'Smack it hard!'
'I am' he said 'But the ketchup just won't come out'#FridayFeeling"
"He decided to take a chance. He got her out of jail, took her to a cheap hotel and gave her two hundred dollars . .
He loved Monopoly night."
"'Go on, touch it,' she whispered.
He obeyed and was shocked as it turned red.
He still hadn't got used to the Twitter Like button."
"She squirmed as he leaned over and whispered softly in her ear.
'Asdfg . . . hjkl . . . uiop.'
She loved it when he talked qwerty."
"When he told her he worked in IT support, it really turned her on.
Then it turned her off.
Then it turned her on again.#FridayFeeling"
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