These Students Deserve Superlatives Based on Their Yearbook Quotes

May 2024 ยท 5 minute read

These extremely inventive students delighted the web with their yearbook quotes.

Mustafa Gatollari - Author

35 Students Who "Trolled" Their High Schools With Hilarious Yearbook Quotes

High faculty is funny in some way that a lot of RPGs are humorous. You degree up your characters via preventing enemies in these small spaces for hours and hours to overcome this giant dangerous, boss. Then, once that is finished, you cross out into any other area of the game that eventually leads you to the World Map and you realize, "Wow, this game is a heck of a lot bigger than I imagined."

That's what high school was like for me: the whole lot turns out like this kind of giant deal and then, once you get to college and get started operating a couple of part-time jobs to economize, you know that the entire stuff you dealt with in high school was once petty and now not value your time.

Something that these high school seniors found out sooner than they walked to get their diplomas. I mean, why else would the treat the "sanctity of the yearbook" with such irreverence?

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1. Why certainly?

"Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?"

2. The identify struggle is actual.

"Just give me my diploma and pronounce my name correctly."

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3. Good to grasp, kid.

"In this photo I'm not wearing pants."

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4. Jacob, I like the place your head is at.

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy Taco Bell, which is basically the same thing."

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5. You've were given some degree.

"Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines."

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6. All caps for emphasis.

"No I didn't shower with it on."

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7. "Unknown."

"I've never done c------ ... but it smells good!"

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8. The boldest of claims.

"I don't wish I was Beyonce, Beyonce wishes she was me."

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9. Bri won't ever reside that theft down.

"Bri, if you see this, I want my sweatshirt back."

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10. This is solely good.

"IF your loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you are entitled to a cash compensation."

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11. So sweet.

"I didn't choose the thug life; my mom picked it out of me."

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12. I must get started rocking a turban.

"My hairline might be worse than LeBron's but you'll never know."

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13. You can just get it legally modified, you recognize...

"If you're reading this in 10 years and my last names not Leto, I failed."

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14. It's why I am going dumpster diving in Alpine.

"I'm trash, but like high quality trash. The kind of trash rich white people have, like crumpled up hundred dollar bills and caviar leftovers."

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15. But...that isn't a metamorphosis at all.

"Well I still have no friends."

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16. A self aware man.

"If you can't afford pizza, you can't afford me!"

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17. Ohoo! I really like Easter Eggs...oh....

This pupil left a reference from The Office.

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18. The conspiracy concept thickens...

"The illuminati is literally just me, a bunch of horses, and Barack Obama."

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19. Am alive, can verify.

"Life's like a box of chocolates - sometimes you get punched in the face."

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20. It units the temper.

"I like to listen to 'The Wheels on the Bus go Round and Round' when I'm driving because I can relate to it."

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21. It be like that once in a while.

"If the world is my oyster, then I must have an allergy to shellfish."

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22. Oh sure he did.

"Of course I dress well. I didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing."

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23. Thanks for placing that on the report.

"Yes I was born on a Tuesday. No, my brother's names aren't Wednesday and Monday."

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24. Same, identical, same.

"I've learned to say here when the teacher hesitates while taking attendance."

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25. This guy is aware of what he's talking about.

"Brush, we graduated just to go to school again."

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26. The reality is out.

"I hate having to explain to everyone why I wear a hijab but if everyone must know: Voldemort has possessed me and his face is living on the back of my head."

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27. Don't all of us, Joseph?

"I love me a good pancake."

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28. My head hurts, man.

Something of a riddle.

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29. Thanks for clearing that up, siblings.

A triple workforce.

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30. Can't get roasted with the thing you roast your self with.

"I hear everything."

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31. *Slow clap*.

"I got kicked out of Hogwarts for using black magic."

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32. I know the way it feels, bro.

"When it comes to random security checks, I always win. Always."

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33. #Twinning.

These twins took a pleasant jab at each other.

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34. That idea haunts me, repeatedly.

I wish I used to be as cool as these youngsters in high school.

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