As we settle into the first months of winter, nothing says comfort like a healthy dose of humor. Here are some January jokes and winter jokes for kids.

Winter is upon us. The days are shorter, the nights are longer, and it is completely freezing outdoor. And as soon as the holidays are past us, everyone needs a little bit one thing further to stay themselves entertained. What higher technique to get your blood flowing than with a good, hearty, belly snicker?

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As we start to settle into the reality that it's already January, here are some all-age winter jokes and January jokes for kids to assist us all enjoy the chilliest of seasons.

Keep scrolling for some wintery giggles!

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January jokes for kids

1. Q: What's the commonest answer for 2021?
A: To do all the things we said we would do in 2020.

2. Q: What's for breakfast on in point of fact chilly days in January?
A: Frosted Snowflakes.

3. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah, who?
Noah good comic story about January?

4. Q: What do you may have in December that you simply shouldn't have in January?
A: The letter D.

5. Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Icy.
Icy, who?
Icy a January snow typhoon coming!

6. Q: What can you catch in January together with your eyes closed?
A: A cold.

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7. Q: Where do you to find Google in January?
A: In the winternet.

8. Q: Which month does the Brady Bunch like maximum?
A: JAN-uary.

9. Q: What does a ghost say on Jan. 1?
A: Happy Boo Year!

10. Q: How was the snow globe feeling in January?
A: A little shaken! 

11. Q: What do you name a mood tantrum that a snowman throws in January?
A: A meltdown. 

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Winter jokes for kids

12. Q: What falls in the winter but by no means gets harm?
A: Snow.

13. Q: Where do snowmen stay their money?
A: In a snowbank.

14. Q: How does a penguin build a house?
A: Igloos it in combination.

15. Q: What do you get whilst you go a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

16. Q: What does Frosty the Snowman like to position on his icebergers?
A: Chilly sauce!

17. Q: Where do snowmen move to dance?
A: To the snowball.

18. Q: What do you name a snowman in August?
A: A puddle.

19. Q: Who is Frosty the Snowman's favourite aunt?
A: Aunt Arctica.

20. Q: What did the snowman need to be when he grew up?
A: He wanted to damage into snow business. 

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21. Q: How do you scare a snowman?
A: Point a hair dryer at him!

22. Q: What do mountains put on to keep heat?
A: Snowcaps.

23. Q: What is purple, white, and blue over winter smash?
A: A tragic sweet cane.

24. Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman have a carrot in his nostril?
A: Because he forgot the place the refrigerator used to be.

26. Q: What is an offended polar endure's favourite meals?
A: A "brrr" "grrr"!

27. Q: Why do not you spot any penguins in Britain?
A: Because they are frightened of Wales!

28. Q: Why did the snowman cross to the doctor?
A: He had the chills!

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